Yeh Delhi hai mere yaar!! Thank god i came alive;) Part 4

Next, lets move on to our nights in Delhi...nights were as gud as sleeping on streets during riots...u would never know wat hit u or wud u get up alive next morning...Abhishek padukone was the star of the riots with almost everyone from the opposite room ready to beat him into pulp....I vividly remember that night dogs were howling outside and suddenly bang thud dhup dhadak...the lights went on and to everyones shock nilesh patil was on the ground and padukone had a rod in his hand... it was clear the opposite gang was defeated by our super hero single handedly....

i didnt bother to offer a helping hand to our man coz i wished to return home in one piece..rathor was too ill to help padukone...sharma might have kicked a few asses but its gud that he didnt intervene...for most of us wud have been in jail or hospital or crematorium if he wud have stepped in...Rao was dono in which land...we actually had to put a finger near his nose in the morning to check if hes alive...that guy slept like log (logs shud learn a few tricks from him)...Kashi was invisible i still dono where the hell he was all the iv..the only tym i saw him was wearing mansi's sunglasses (female sunglasses!!) and roaming around dancing like mad man...

Ahh coming bac to our super hero..the whole padukone bashing ceremony continued for 2-3 days but in vain the villians cudnt even touch the man...it was total chaos at night wid ppl playing bluff as if their lives depended on it...or few ppl drinking the whole night away...it was really very hard to tell if my neighbor wud be found alive the next morning....Fortunately or unfortunately no one was jailed or hospialised...although it wud have been a dhamakedar iv if something of that sort happened ;).......