The PB n I(Part I)

I don't remember the exact date/time/year I became PB's friend.Its not weird actually nor do I suffer from Anterograde amnesia(yet :P)...it's simply because it been a hell of a time since that's happened.

We are school mates...he joined IES Madhyamik INglees Medium Skool,5 yrs after they had already tortured the hell outta me.I have pictorial evidence of him as a rather under-weight,scary looking, gnomish kid sitting at the teacher's feet in our annual class pic...

But some how we got together...and maan those were the days whose memories i still cherish.
I can probably list the things we did...but than you guys wont either understand the funny part of it OR worse make fun of it...but what the heck i'll list them just as well.

For starters I remember this game we played...called Book Cricket.
Well you would say wats so great abt that?
Much before Lalit Modi and his dream league captured the attention of this world..we had our own lil' league of extra-ordinary cricketers...
Check out the teams...Freedom Fighters XI vs Cartoon XI vs Indo-Pak XI vs Bollywood Stars XI
Just imagine the possibilites..i remeber vivdly Jawaharlal Nehru trashing Road Runner for some 150 book runs...and all this in the class where a dangerous More/Surekha would be lurking around to whack you for any mischeif...

And all you Batman-Superman-Hanuman fans..check this out...we even created a super hero of our own.Yeah dats right...he was the all powerful...evil banishing...elusive "Ame-abba"
A microscopic yet kick in the ass guy...he was PB's awesomest idea so far(tied in first place obviously wid Chikkal Bhel--a PB n Meha Fad creation).
Ame-abba was a ameoba with attitude.He got radio activated by mistake and from then on decided he needed to clean the world of all evility by his own messy,slimy tentacles!!
We had the idea developed in our brains .. dat our abba guy wuld kick some serious butt but than sadly those attorneys got to us and filed lawsuits about copyrights and stuff.

We took on some formidable guys in school...(academically ofcourse)..we were the underdogs always...but it was fun to fight.The teachers(who hardly ever taught) were bloody baised..which worked out aganist PB every time...unless you were a respected name (like Ravan,Tall Guy,Fatso,Shrill-Voice Weirdo,Meha Pad etc etc)they never treated you well...but PB overcame all that..i remember him scoring 40/40 in a Sci paper and the Fatki gawking like some miracle had just been perfomed....