Friday, September 25, 2009

A True Novintelite

You are a true Novintelite when:

1. You start your regular emails with "Hi" and end them with "Best Regards."
2. You lock your home PC.
3. The password of your home pc is the default password you use at office.
4. Words like chabana, gyaan, bamboo, raag, tochan are a part of your dialect.
5. You love fridays the most.
6. You carry a jacket and shawl to the office.
7. You drink the most useless coffee/tea 10 times a day.
8. You dont buy products of certain brand just because they are your competitor's.
9. You are excited to see the ad of the company that you follow.
10. Your sense of humor is dead and u laugh at rubbish jokes made by Prashant B.
11. And finally you are the truest Novintelite when every alternate day you feel like putting down your papers ;)

Sunday, September 6, 2009

An Ode to YO - The Rockstar

YO - the rock star, superstar, angel, sweet heart, a gem of a person came in my life on November 10, 2008. Instantly on seeing her for the first time i could make out that this gal is special. as always i was right...my first teacher at cheers she taught me the most pathetic and dreaded service and learning wid her was so much fun..This girl is a deepika reincarnation maybe even better..shes one hell of a bindaas girl...Some excerpts from her conversations:

Ordering food from aswaad:

"arey uncle cheers main ek vada pav bhejo...ogita nahi yogita...(arey tumhari maaki) ...wokay."...
"ha do samosa bhejo cheers main...samosa nahi hai...band kar do dukan apni (mayo)."..

to swati:

"kya laya modak...mujhe bhi de...khatam ho gayaaaa...julaaab..isi colour ka julaab."...

when someone does some ch%^giri:

"which school which college."..."kalyan no"..."how down market."

To me:

"arey bawekoof" ..in mind "chu#$% sala." "hag dis"..."nahi chabao".."ummm the tym"..."allah apa mera pakit!!!!"..."aley chimu"..."tum ganne ho"..."aurat""haraaaamzade"

This girl is total timepass...her company is d best in d world...wid her awesome lingo and dialogues its super fun to be wid her..an avid fan of amitabh bachan, this girl can make anyone n everyone laugh...she has been a pillar and stood by me all the way in cheers...shes the best problem solver and the strongest shoulder to cry on...although frustrated wid most of d things in cheers its amazing to see hw she remains cool at all times...maybe "total relaaax...relax in d body...relax in d mind" helps her to stay sane..even hours spent wid her pass like seconds..wid her amazing masterful jokes u can only laugh n laugh until ur atadiya pains...Shes a big bollywood fan and keeps on muttering..."mere karan arjun ayege...main le ayi hu main le ayi hu....aaaoooooooo...banaya bada maja aya..darling de naaa"...


YO u truly rock...Inshallah i wish u get all that u need in life...I wish u all d very best in ur future endeavours and wish u luck to get out of the hell asap wid my budhiya...Dont even change a bit coz u are the best...stay precious hamesha....and keep in touch...ill truly miss the mad mad days wid u...cheers and tc