How to spot a crazy driver !!

It's been a long time i wrote a blog and what good time time to write one after coming from a death ride...yeah just recently i had the rare opportunity to sit beside the self proclaimed "Psychal Shoekhakar" and believe me it was no less than sitting in Essel World's THUNDER....Our crazy driver could actually beat the NMMT, ST, BEST, TMT all put together in terms of rash driving.....After this ride i now clearly knw what the phrase "to have your heart in your mouth" means.

So here are some personal tips to spot the future Lewis Hamiltons:

1. The speedometer has stopped working cos you r way beyond the max limit.
2. He drives at 80 Kmph in places with a people density of 1000 per nanofeet.
3. He gives a sinister smile every time he overtakes another car.
4. He assumes the car has air brakes n it will come to an instant halt wid d slightest push on brakepad.
5. He shows middle finger to old ladies walking on road.
6. The traffic cops run away after seeing ur car (they just dont wish to get run over).
7. Ambulances and Fire Brigade makes way for you to pass.
8. He has a relieved look on his face as if he has had 2 kg marijuana for breakfast.
9. At the same time he is so restless dat u think he might b suffering from loose motions.
10. He asks for Red Bull instead of usual cutting at the hotel.
11. You pray something like this in the car "Dear god I wont ogle at girls from now on but please let me reach home unhurt" or "I don wanna die a virgin!!"

Hey wat u doing tomo evening..?? (Part 1 )

“Hey wat u doing tomo evening” asked a gal sitting infront of me in ED class.. I knew this gal .. asked her for an eraser in the last class but this question seemed a lil odd for that kind of acquaintance.. Like all self respecting guys I first ensured that it was me she was talking to… see left then right and then cross the road(give an answer in this case)…aaa hmmm nothing ya just will go to the gym and see a movie or two I replied..(ya ya I lied.. but I had my reasons..saying making chits for Monday's electronics class test would not have sounded cooler)…oh which movie u planning to see was the next question.. aaaa hmmmm…now now what movie do I say to show that I am sweet, sensitive and have a good sense of humour and not look like a gay.. god this is tough I thought.. Dil chata hai I said …now that was a safe answer to give .. 3 friends with different character.. one of them was sweet, one of them sensitive and one had a great sense of humour… “WOW..!! that’s one of my favourite movies ”she beamed.. I just love aamir khan… oh ya..... I just love myself.. kya answer diya maine.. surely vivas shouldnt be that difficult i thought..

“Hey wanna catch up for the new amir khan movie.. Rang de basanti….” She continued..

Aaa hmmmm.. why not I said ..I have heard great reviews abt the movie and aamir khan is my favourite actor..(sorry shah rukh .. she likes aamir.. meri kya galti hai).. ah great she said.. just pick me up from hostel tomorrow.. 6 o clock would be fine.. and yaar tickets ka dekh le… tomo being a weekend.. its better u get them today itself..chal then cya tomo..!!bubye..!!

And then there was this moment of silence.. I closed my eyes.. guess wat dude I told myself .. tomo is ur first Date..!! U the man..!! it was like diwali , holi, Christmas , new year all at the same time.. felt on the top of the world.. chalo now its time to show off… Where the hell are friends when u need them the most..saw my class mate standing near the coffee shop.. I casually walked upto him and asked.. “yaaar RDB dekhi hai kya..?? howz the movie..?? ”… “hmm pata nahi yaar ” he replied back.. “kyun..?? ” he asked… then I casually told him that I will be going tomo to see that movie and hoped that it wasn’t too sad for a DATE… DATE he shot back… u going out on a date…?? With whom..?? is she frm our college..?? blah blah.. Somebodys ass was on fire..!! mission accomplished I told myself and went back home..As expected the news spread very fast through my despo friend circle.. Now asses were on fire..!! lifes good..!! :) :)

All characters in the story are fictional.. Any resemblance of any kind to anyone living or dead is purely coincidental.. :)