It's been a long time i wrote a blog and what good time time to write one after coming from a death ride...yeah just recently i had the rare opportunity to sit beside the self proclaimed "Psychal Shoekhakar" and believe me it was no less than sitting in Essel World's THUNDER....Our crazy driver could actually beat the NMMT, ST, BEST, TMT all put together in terms of rash driving.....After this ride i now clearly knw what the phrase "to have your heart in your mouth" means.
So here are some personal tips to spot the future Lewis Hamiltons:
1. The speedometer has stopped working cos you r way beyond the max limit.
2. He drives at 80 Kmph in places with a people density of 1000 per nanofeet.
3. He gives a sinister smile every time he overtakes another car.
4. He assumes the car has air brakes n it will come to an instant halt wid d slightest push on brakepad.
5. He shows middle finger to old ladies walking on road.
6. The traffic cops run away after seeing ur car (they just dont wish to get run over).
7. Ambulances and Fire Brigade makes way for you to pass.
8. He has a relieved look on his face as if he has had 2 kg marijuana for breakfast.
9. At the same time he is so restless dat u think he might b suffering from loose motions.
10. He asks for Red Bull instead of usual cutting at the hotel.
11. You pray something like this in the car "Dear god I wont ogle at girls from now on but please let me reach home unhurt" or "I don wanna die a virgin!!"
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